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18. Female. Canada.

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

frogkin:

superstupidposts:

i am the latter

i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

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miljathefailcat:

Biceps? No. Only Heteroceps or Homoceps. Choose one. Don’t be greedy.

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staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

image

hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

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Q
imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
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sweaterkittensahoy:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

can I just

LOOKIT THE DRAGON READING A BOOK

kingjaffejoffer:

Janelle Monae and the Wondaland Arts Society 

kingjaffejoffer:

Janelle Monae and the Wondaland Arts Society 

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